So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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