I could make wine with my vomit
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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