In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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