2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize
