You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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