ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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