The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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