called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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