WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
That's intense
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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