I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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