Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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