Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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