New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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