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he puts the penis in happiness.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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