I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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