Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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