no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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