"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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