Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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