Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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