the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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