were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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