Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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