Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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