Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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