Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
my poor anus
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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