what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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