I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
