Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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