there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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