I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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