You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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