Sponge bath it is.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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