Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Randomize
