Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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