I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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