butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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