in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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