Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I could make wine with my vomit
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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