does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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