She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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