does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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