We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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