You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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