Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Randomize
