If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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