Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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