piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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