Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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