AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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