Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
false alarm, still single
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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