So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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